All comics by thing

 

by thing
11-23-05
when things meet humans
i shall kick your f*****g a55!!!!!!!!
i dout it cause i have a girl friend how many of those do you have let me guess none!!!!!!!!!
things tend to.........
ummm.........
im waiting!!!!!!!!!
HEAT UP.
hahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!i laugh at your stupidness
oh shi* oh f*****G crap oh dam*it oh shi* oh shi*

 

by thing
11-23-05
dam*it ummm ill come back later.
so ummm yeah so like you want me to bash your brains out or something???
no thanks im cool.
ok why.
i think he like already left dude.
bum bum bum buuummmm.
man i wanted to kill that baste*d ill just have to settle with you then.
no please dont!!!

 

by thing
11-23-05
grab some popcorn this is going to be f*****G funny
so like you want to ride in my car...come on little kidy come on come on.
no uh i uh think i uh dont uh want uh to
trust me.
is that so eh...
yeah uh.
hahahaha oh sh*t you fu****G a55 hole what did you do that for
hows this bit*h hahaha!!!!!!!!!your next so shut up!!!!!!!!!!
oh uh you fu****G bast*rd

 

by thing
11-23-05
the funny bunny was sing to himself one night
hell im walking down the fu****G street
and he ran into butch the butchman...
ummm who the hell are you????????
can i kill you please im so hungry i mean ummm i dont know oh well ill kill you anyway
to be continued...in funny bunny:gets his revenge!!!
dam*it oh shi* this fu****G hurts
hahahahahahahahaha now thats funny......bunny.....

 

by thing
11-23-05
funny bunny is pissed............
thats it that bast*rd is going to hell im bleed sh*t im bleeding that bast*rd at least he didnt eat me!!!!!!!!!
butch the butcherman is reading weird lets watch.
there you are you sh*t crap peice of oh sh*t now you got me confused you peice of sh*t there we go!!!!!!!!!
back for more pain eh................................
-----------------------v.s.---------------------
dam* right.
fine a55 wipe but this time stat dead.

 

by thing
11-23-05
thats gross!!!!!!!!!
ok now after step one son you shake it around a little and show it whos boss that way it can just flow its a once a lifetime aprotunity son so do it right shake it there you go.
your disgussding!!!!!!!!!
ok now you shake it some more and then you just finish it up its great huh???
your just gonna leave that body there like that other people come in here you know???
yeah who ever knew killing was so much fun.

 

by thing
11-23-05
if you dont understand whats going on see funny bunny i,2,3
your going down!!!!!!!!!
please dont hurt me!!!!!!!!!
oh crap get ready!!!!!!!
oh ill hurt you ill hurt the living hell out of you you bast3rd!!!!!!
fine lets go!!!
that was awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and i saw that friday the 13th i should been it that a55hole!!!!
oh crap.....

 

by thing
11-23-05
thing is proud to present...
hello jessus i bet it sucks to be dead
evil little children...
i mean that must really suck like i heard a story where you like got wiped or something and you just stood there like some kind of-
and so jessus was never messed with again...
shut up a55 hole alright it sucks being dead you want to die cause i can sumon some bomb a55 angels with frcken machine guns alright so shut up.yeah you better run!!!

 

by thing
11-23-05
...
dude.
what dude
...
dude.DUDE!DUDE!dude
WHAT DUDE.WHAT DUDEWHAT DUDE
the end...for now
dude i lost my penis.....dude..wheres my penis
WHAT!o....k....yeah....

 

by thing
11-23-05
what are you all dressed up for with the mask and the-
this is my face you peice of crap.
...oh...well are those like gloves or something or-
and so well the pwl was never cought and the end...
hahahahah...as the saying goes ummm there is no saying oh well ummm die so yeah........crap...

 

by thing
11-23-05
quacker got a strange phone call one night...
quack!!!quack quacker...?????????
hello?
.........
quack!!!quack quack.
i still know what you did last summer
quack.quack.quack(that ummm wasnt me.......)
quack.quack.quack.
i know................that you yeranated in that pond oh and you like hit some like old guy or something but thats not importent right now.

 

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what up beoch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by thing, 11-24-05

 

by thing
11-28-05
kangaroo jack
hahaha beoch im kangaroo jack nigga!!!
ummm.........o...k.....nigga?
is back
man dont say nigga nigga cause thats our word nigga got that beoch
o.....k........
in black
no not ok beoch!!!!!!!!!
oh CRAP THAT FRIGGEN HURTS YOU LONATIC I MEAN KANGAROO

 

by thing
12-07-05
this WILL be funny so watch please.
hello i am ching a ching chong chingo chinga!!!!!!!!!
good for you.
watch.........
maybe for me but not for you!
what the hell is that suposed to -
hahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!
hahahahah!!!!!!!!!
right in the testies!ow...

 

by thing
12-22-05
..................................................
so it you kong.
so its you jack black.
straight up i mean yeah.
wasnt me i swear!
owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

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