4) Diminishing Returns

Author: thisredbook

Date: June 4, 2008

by thisredbook
6-04-08
Las week I slept with your best friend.
You did what?!
I was drunk, he was drunk. Things happened...
You fucking skank! I hate you!
Please, don't be mad. What can I do to make it up to you?
You can start off by sucking my dick.