Woman < Computer ??

Author: thochaos

Date: October 3, 2003

by thochaos
10-03-03
I'm leaving you. You never pay me any attention, you never ask me how my day is. You never even talk to me! I think you love that computer more than you love me!
No, that's not true at all! I really love you!
Really? Sometimes I find that so hard to believe.
Let's talk about this. You're far more important to me than this computer! There is nothing in this world that means mo- OH FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! FUCKING CAMPER!! *Ahem* Now as I was saying...
... Hello?