At the Pearly Gates

Author: thochaos

Date: October 5, 2003

by thochaos
10-05-03
Welcome to Heaven!
Jesus? Heaven? Then... I'm dead!? But I can't be, I'm still a virgin!
Hahahahaha! You big loser!
Why are you laughing at me Jesus?
Even I got nailed before I died!
Boo hoo hoooo