Based on a true story

Author: thochaos

Date: October 5, 2003

by thochaos
10-05-03
Witness now a typical day in the life of an not so ordinary guy. Who is this paragon of masculine sexiness? Me of course =)
Hey babe. I know you want me. Let's cut the crap and get down to some full-on freaky sex.
Piss off. I would never have sex with a guy like you.
I knew you would say that! You're just worried that if you let your guard down around me, my innate sexual charm will have you at my mercy!
Yeah that must be it.
Later that night.
Oh Adam! You rocked my world! I never knew it could be like that!
Are you kidding? You ain't seen nothing yet. This time we'll do it... WITH OUR CLOTHES OFF!