Balls, Holmes.

Author: thochaos

Date: October 10, 2003

by thochaos
10-10-03
Hey there beautiful, how about I buy you a drink?
Do you know your balls are hanging out?
Of course. It's all part of my new "Shock & Awe" pick-up strategy.
So the sight of your shrivelled up nutsack is supposed to help you get laid?
Yeah... Don't you want to jump me, right here, right now?
No, but I have a sudden craving for dried apricots...