Lowest common denominator

Author: thochaos

Date: October 10, 2003

by thochaos
10-10-03
So the other day I was at the mall and all of a sudden I got this urgent need to take a leak! But there was a line of guys waiting. I was gonna piss myself, let me tell ya!
Then I thought about pissing in the sink! But there was a line there too! So I just pissed on the guy in front of me.
Turns out he was a German porno director and he was used to it. So I shit on his head.