Actually, she'd probably just slap me.

Author: thochaos

Date: October 17, 2003

by thochaos
10-17-03
Amber, I've known you for a year now and you still won't have sex with me!
And you're surprised?
What do you mean by that?
Just look at you! You need to tidy up your appearance, get a decent job and stop hitting on every girl you see and maybe then I'd consider it.
Can't I just pay you for sex?
That could work too.