FTCX: Fat Ted's Crazy X-mas

Author: thochaos

Date: November 21, 2003

by thochaos
11-21-03
So what would you like for Christmas, little boy?
A belt sander!
What would you like for Christmas, little girl?
Matches!
And what would you like for Christmas, little grey?
I'd love for you to empty your sack all over me, big boy.