God I Love Her

Author: thochaos

Date: January 12, 2004

by thochaos
1-12-04
Things haven't been going well with my girlfriend lately, so I decided to sit down and talk with her.
I told her I feel like the guy in a movie who is dating the girl all the way through even though you know she's gonna end up with the lead eventually.
She told me she saw me as more of a "horrible death scene, audience applauds" kind of guy.