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| Things haven't been going well with my girlfriend lately, so I decided to sit down and talk with her. | |
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| I told her I feel like the guy in a movie who is dating the girl all the way through even though you know she's gonna end up with the lead eventually. | |
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| She told me she saw me as more of a "horrible death scene, audience applauds" kind of guy. | |
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