Jizz, perhaps?

Author: thochaos

Date: January 20, 2004

by thochaos
1-20-04
Hi Katie, what's new?
Well this morning before I came to work, my dog got really excited and pissed on me! So gross!
Hey, I know a girl who had that happen to her.
Really?
Yeah. Except instead of a dog it was me and instead of piss it was-
Shut up. Now.