Making Friends

Author: thoroughly

Date: March 3, 2001

by thoroughly
3-03-01
Oh, faithful servant Clango, I have the whole universe at my disposal, and yet... I am so alone.
Perhaps, if I may suggest so, sir, we land on Earth and make friends with these "humans".
Ah, a capital idea, Clangol. Set a course for Earth at once.
Yes, master. Course laid in. We'll arrive in two hours time.
Sir, we've landed. I've prepared the gangplank for your disembarkation.
Thank you, Clangol. I'm so excited about making new human friends. I've set my trusty befriendenator to "charm".