All comics by tinychiq

 

by tinychiq
8-10-01
I is leaving. You girls do not have time for train. I'm very dissapointing
but...but...but why !? You cant just leave us like that ! How about me, siva, dova and greenberry ?!
Oh ! Greenberry is leaving with me. We're gonna forming our new clan to trash yours. Hahahahaha
Oh well alright. I guess I have to let you guys go but before you leave, do accept this goodbye gift specially from us...
Oh god! What have I done ?! Oh well, I hope you enjoy your free trip down to hell !!! MUAHAhaHAhahahA

 

by tinychiq
8-10-01
Random meeting Inter. First sight
Hey Inter, nice pair of boobs you've got there !
Really? It's implants. I'm not wearing a bra today. Wanna touch my boobs?
The second sight
Oh sure !!! Give it to me baybeh!!! uh huh uh huh !
Come and get it you wild tiger !!! Grrrrrrrrrrr
Never again wanna see you in my sight
Shit ! What as I thinking !? Hell no !!! I dont even wanna get near your saggy boobs. Hmm...I wonder if I still have some vaselin at home
but...but.....

 

by tinychiq
8-10-01
Discussing about a previous CS match
I did well hor ? I managed to kill a person for the team
Yeah, you managed to kill a person which is apparently our OWN TEAM MATE !
Still discussing...
What ?! I only used 10 bullets from my mp5 wor !!! You can or not !?
That is because our team mate was only left with 2 percent of life !!!
The total turn off
Somebody, anybody, please kill me !
Ok lar har. I got to go home and cook dinner for my family. Have to do the laundry and take care of my little sister

 

by tinychiq
8-11-01
Hi ! My name is Rick. I think that I'm very l33t. I drive a satria 1.3 which I think is very l33t. I look like I'm murdering someone when I change gears. Which again, I think's very l33t
I frequent the clubs almost every weekend. I love blasting my 5 inch speakers with trance and technos. I think I'm superbly l33t. Girls love my perky face. Then again, I'm very l33t
boooooooooooooo !!! LOOOOO - SER !!!!
I said I'm l33t !

 

by tinychiq
8-11-01
At the Oscar Awards
Introducing the woman who has won 5 executive awards in a row for Best Actress, Best Whore, Best Bitch, Best Liar and Best Story Teller. Let's give a big hand for...
Wong Mei Yee !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So what do you have to say about your success ?
Thankyou. I'm think I deserve all these awards because I think I'm much better than all of you! I think I'm the best and I've got the most beautiful sunkened-in face in the world
And...The whole world loves her
boooooooooo !!!! LOOOOOOOO - SERRRRRR !!!
I still think I'm superior to everyone

 

by tinychiq
8-13-01
This is what Rick thinks of himself (If you're wondering who's that guy next to him, he's Rick's buddy. I dont know his name)
Yeah Rick! Come lets dance! wOooOoooOo shake shake shake!
Yeah!!!!! I'm l33t man!!! wOoooOo I'm raving I'm raving. AHHHH PVD I love you!!! I'm so l33333t !!!!
This is what others think about him
ewwwwwww...What an ugly loser! Somebody get me out of here!
Hey there chickadees! Wanna rave with a l33t guy like me? *grin*
This is what I think about him
Oh god, tell me how on earth did I get to know this fool ? Oh lord, save me..save the mercy me
Ei! Yee Leng! Come lar ! I bring you to Flux! We open bottle! I know the people there! I'm a VIP you know!!!

 

by tinychiq
8-13-01
Question : Describe Yourself
I think I'm very pretty lor. I think I'm smarter that my friends lor. My boyfriend said that I very ada "umph!"
Question : Describe Friends and what do they mean to you
Yeah rite! Not that you do not need friends, it's just that you dont have any
er...Friends ar? I dont need any. I've got my boyfriend good enough ler. He loves me alot. My boyfriend can have sex with me but my friends cannot mar. So I dont think I need friends
Any comments from the audience ?
booooooooooooooooo !!! loooooo - serrrrrrr

 

by tinychiq
8-13-01
Alright, We're going in to storm the Terrorist. You cover me ok ?!
What ?! We're going in ?! Are you insane !?
No..I'm not insane and HELL YES ! We're going in! Are you gonna listen to me or do you want to get your ass kicked out of the game ?!
Oh well alright, I'll wait for your go
Hey !!! Help !!! Why did you lock me in !? GET ME OUT OF HERE !! THIS IS AN ORDER !!!
Hah! You do not think I'm THAT stupid do you ? You can farely well get your own ass screwed ! Bitch!

 

by tinychiq
8-15-01
What will you do if you heard someone screaming for help ?
Call 994
Help ! Help !!!!!!
What will you do if you heard a loud commotion outside our house ?
Call 994
What will you do if you saw an accident which involved many innocent lives?
I'll jot down the car registration number and rush to the nearest 4D shop of course !!!

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