The Ever-Dying Jesus

Author: tommybravo

Date: December 1, 2003

by tommybravo
12-01-03
How the crucifixtion of Jesus COULD have happened...
Thank ME! The calvary has come to my rescue...did I say Calvary?I've got a million of 'em.
Um...look Jesus I'd like to help but..
What the hell? Get me down!
Actually the Romans are afraid so they paid me to stab you.
Owwww! Owwww! ME this hurts! Damn stab wound!
And now I will finish you off with a kick to the NUUUUUTS!