The Ever-Dying Jesus

Author: tommybravo

Date: December 1, 2003

by tommybravo
12-01-03
Jesus-still alive-still horny.....
Hello little girl. Have you come to end my suffering and help me get off of this crucifix?
No Jesus. I've been sent by a Roman death squad to finish you off with a series of kicks to the groin.
You know...I can see your panties when you do that.
Christ! Even...well..Christ looks up my skirt. Fuck this.
That's right you little bitch. Run away. You don't want none of the J-Man! Even with my arms and legs nailed down I'll kick your ass!