The Ever-Dying Jesus on Christmas

Author: tommybravo

Date: December 16, 2003

by tommybravo
12-16-03
The Ever-dying Jesus on Christmas Day
Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me...I stink like a monkey and I'm nailed to a tree
Wow! Dad! You came. I thought you had forgotten.
I wouldn't forget your birthday. You are my only son after all. So..what do you want for your birthday?
Oh I don't know...maybe a nail-puller, a pair of pliers, to be NOT nailed to a crucifix, the sweet release of death.
Well no wonder you can't find a girlfriend with that attitude.