A crisis narrowly averted...

Author: tommybravo

Date: December 23, 2003

by tommybravo
12-23-03
eeek a cop
Hello. I'm officer Brandon Smarty from the police department. Would you mind answering some questions?
Um..yes..I mean no. Sure...um..would you like fries with that?
Um...ok..so have you seen any unusual people in here lately?
Me? oh no ...never..I don't even look at people...not even cops with muscles and batons and shiny badges..or murderers...Did I say murderers? What I meant was cheerleaders. I hate cheerleaders and...
Uh...yeah. Ok. I'll just be getting back to the station now.