Potato Salad by tommyrot5-22-07 So these two humans walk into a bar.... I like humans! Shuddup! I'm telling a human joke. My human takes me for walkies! Then a human does something funny. Awesome!
Coleslaw by tommyrot5-22-07 You know, there's really no reason for both of us to be here. What are you trying to say? You can go home if you want. I'll finish for you. Alright--Wait a second, you're trying to tempt me! No, now I'm trying to tempt you. Did I ever mention I'm Jewish?
Numfar by tommyrot5-22-07 God would be totally crappy as Numfar as well. "God! Do the dance of Omniscient Omnipotence!" See? Wouldn't work. Sure it would. It looks like the electric slide. I thought it looked more like The Hustle. The Hokey Pokey. That's what it's all about. "You put your only son in, you take your only son out, you put your only son in, and you shake him all about....."
