All comics by tough_luck

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by tough_luck
10-25-03
George Bush is a moron. This war is not justified!
Arr, shut the fuck up anti-war protester before I make ye' walk the plank. Arr!
The war in Iraq has killed too many innocent people!
Arr, what did I just say? Shut the fuck up.
You've been brainwashed by America's propaganda. You're such a moron. Hahaha!
Arr, I wonder if I can get away with killing this douchebag, arr arr!

 

by tough_luck
10-25-03
So what are you getting for Christmas?
Well, let's see. I'm getting a new bike, a bunch of video games, and some other crap.
Really?
Yep.
I'm only getting a hooker.
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by tough_luck
10-26-03
Arr, the Marlins won!
Son of a bitch.
Arr arr, that Josh Beckett is one heck of a player arr.
Son of a bitch.
Arr, the Yankees suck. Haha!
Son of a bitch.

 

by tough_luck
10-26-03
Wow, it sure was nice for your boss to give us these cruise tickets.
Yeah. Three days of smooth sailing.
Just peace and quiet, my friend.
Yeah, except for that damn crying baby in 7A.
You mean that was a human baby? Shit.
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by tough_luck
10-26-03
I'm gonna have to give you a ticket for speeding.
But I wasn't speeding.
TAKE HER DOWN, BOYS~!
Huh, what? OH SHIT!
Haha, that'll teach you blackie.

 

by tough_luck
10-26-03
You wanted to see me, Bishop Jim?
Yes, Kevin. Now since you're new at the church, there's something you have to do for me.
Uh, okay.
Just take your pants off and get in bed.
... 3 Hours Later
Hey yo, I hear you been movin' in on my business. Is that true, biznatch?
LOL2K3~!!1!

 

by tough_luck
10-27-03
Haha, you're in your panties.
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LOL2K6!!!11!K!!!1!
LOL2K6!!!11!K!!!1!

 

by tough_luck
10-27-03
Hey look, it's Jesus.
Argh, get me down from here!
Can I have something in return?
You can have eternal peace and the guidance of God.
No, that's okay. I wanted candy.
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by tough_luck
10-27-03
This just in..
The Little Midgets of Malaysia has learned that..
AOL sucks.

 

by tough_luck
10-28-03
Hold on, I'm almost done with the report.
God, hurry up.
One minute.
IS THAT PORN?!
Oops, how'd that get up there.
AHH, IT'S GAY PORN~!!

 

by tough_luck
10-28-03
Windows has performed an illegal option.
WHAT?!
Windows is now shutting down.
WHAT?! THE?! FUCK?!
!@#$%!@#$%
Windows fucking sucks.

 

by tough_luck
10-29-03
You know, scientists have proved that fellatio performed regularly reduces a woman's chances of breast cancer.
Really? I didn't know that.
Yep. So uh, you want to reduce your chances?
Uhh.
Son of a…
Look at the time, gotta go.

 

by tough_luck
10-30-03
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Shit.
HAHAHAHAH.

 

by tough_luck
11-05-03
Wow, our writer hasn't updated in a while.
Yeah, he's a lazy son of a bitch.
Heh. Maybe he'll update soon.
Yeah.
Hey, wait a minute..
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by tough_luck
11-11-03
HAHAHA, WE HAVE TWO COMPUTERS
AND A HOT BLONDE CHICK OMG~!!11!1
I WANT TO SEX0RZ YOU UP~!11!!1!
Oh baby baby. Oh baby baby.

 

by tough_luck
11-11-03
You're a fucking douchebag.
What is this douchebag you speak of?
You're a fucking douchebag.
Fuck you.
DOUCHEBAG~!11!)
God damn this cruise sucks.

 

by tough_luck
11-11-03
You're a fucking douchebag.
What is this douchebag you speak of?
You're a fucking douchebag.
Fuck you.
DOUCHEBAG~!11!)
God damn this cruise sucks.

 

by tough_luck
11-11-03
Wow, you're an awesome looking character.
Yeah, you can find me under the submitted section on stripcreator.
Really? Want to have sex?
Sure.
Omigod, anal sex is great.
MMMM.

 

by tough_luck
11-11-03
God, I need a cigarette.
Howdy ho, I'm Mr. Stinky Butt. Why don't you take a big puff of me?
HOW STRANGELY EROTIC
Come on big boy, take a hit. You know you want to.
Where'd I put that Nicotine gum?
GOD DAMNIT YOU SON OF A BITCH. TAKE A MOTHERFUCKING PUFF OFF ME BEFORE I FUCKING CHOP YOUR COCK OFF, FEED IT TO YOU, AND THEN FUCKING DUMP YOUR FUCKING DEAD BODY IN A MOTHERFUCKING RIVER DOUCHEBAG.

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