Snippets from Steinbeck's early works

Author: towie

Date: June 27, 2006

by towie
6-27-06
'Mister Munross came to class today and we could all ask questions about his trip to Russia.'
An ocean of lazy, drunk assholes as far as my eyes could see.
''How's the weather in Russia?' I asked. And: 'What do people eat in Russia?''
Their breath smells like hobo piss, each and every last one of them stinks like they all suck off incontinent bums as a hobby.
'Now we all hate the Russians, just like mister Monross. Boy, do I hope they lose their next football game!'
Extremely expensive whores. You don't get a service that lives up to the price, not at all.