Velvet Elvis III

Author: toy79bird

Date: September 26, 2004

by toy79bird
9-26-04
Hey Ted, check it...my dad just bought this velvet Elvis painting at a garage sale, man. Thing is so goddam ugly. then he told me he killed Jesus cuz he's a Jew, ha ha.
Whoa.
Then he asks me if I know the diffference between the painting of Elvis, and Jesus Christ. Know what he said?
What?
It only takes ONE nail to hang a picture of Elvis.
Whoa.....your old man is definitely goin to Hell.