Free Trade 101

Author: trailerparkromeo

Date: April 30, 2002

Ok Chris, you gotta hook me up with Lindsay, I will give you whatever you want.
Dude Chad that is fucking sick, she's my sister.
Step into my AntiVirginotron. It will take care of all your needs.
That's not even funn... Anti-what?
Later that night...
Hey baby, the lube's on the nightstand. And if I call you a dirty little boy, play along with it.
I'm gonna need some more crack...