Travis Garden's Attempt At Anti-Depressant Marketing

Author: travisweird

Date: January 8, 2005

by travisweird
1-08-05
Now there's a new way to get the old you back!
Paxil cures my depression!
And it's nice to know that there's a low risk of sexual side effects!
Ask your doctor about Paxil today! Warning, you should not take Paxil if you are Asian.
OH GOD, THE PAIN!
MAKE IT STOP, GOD, MAKE IT STOP!
Side effects may include but are not limited to impotence, dry eyes, migraines, nausea, fatigue, and spontaneous combustion. Paxil, yum yum happiness!