Travis Garden's Day In A Nutshell.

Author: travisweird

Date: January 21, 2005

by travisweird
1-21-05
Travis awakes with the Karma Police at the foot of his bed...
OW!! THE PAIN!!!
Shouldn't have grabbed that girl's ass in the third grade!
Discovering Josh already has a job starting at 8.50 an hour, Travis decides to get a job there as soon as his back and leg pains go away...
At least I have this comic to cheer me up in the meantime.
With every passing second you are closer to your death.
So Travis goes to his happy place, only to find that Illeana Douglas has been replaced by the drummer for System of A Down dressed in leather.
Shit! What did I do to deserve this??
Shouldn't have watched Will and Grace before going to your happy place.