Travis Garden Is Depressed And Worried As You Can Tell

Author: travisweird

Date: January 26, 2005

by travisweird
1-26-05
Everything is going to hell. Everything from my room to the world is a mess.
That's not true! It's your attitude! I'm going to be an actress!
Within seconds this optimist becomes a depressed alcoholic...
Where am I going to get a job that doesn't take away my dignity? Damn.
I could have been somebody... You don't even know...
One month later Travis is hired by an anti-smoking campaign to prevent little kids from growing up to be little Dennis Learys and Kate Mosses.
Hey kids! I'm Mr. Stinky Butt! Come kick me in the balls!
I'm gonna' kick you so hard that you shit your balls out your mouth Mr. Cigarette!