Travis Garden's Comic Gets Naughty!

Author: travisweird

Date: February 25, 2005

by travisweird
2-25-05
Who else remembers The Abstinence Club in high school?
Would you like to join the abstinence club?
I'm already there. What I need is the Laid Club. Better yet, The Players And Hos Club. I think I'll start my own!
Unwanted pregnancy! Sin! Genital herpes! That's vagina warts! Join The Abstinence Club!
Sex! Beautiful titties! Dildos up the ass! Bodily fluids everywhere! If you've got orifices, we've got cocks! Join The Players And Hos Club!
Alright I'll join.
Excellent. Your sister is already one of our top hos.