Personified Dinosaurs Discuss Life, Death, And Love.

Author: travisweird

Date: March 1, 2005

by travisweird
3-01-05
Sigh. We all gotta' go sometime.
What, you mean the dinosaurs?
No. I mean everyone, even you.
Okay, I'm sick of all your anti-smoking guilt trips! And don't even start with your tar/dinosaur irony bullshit.
I mean life is passing us by and we're the only dinosaurs I know without girlfriends.
Oh lord, why did you make the hadrosaur with the best ass in the world be straight?