Personified Dinosaurs Discuss Sex, Self-hatred, And Suicide.

Author: travisweird

Date: March 4, 2005

by travisweird
3-04-05
Sigh. We're wasting our lives away while other dinosaurs are getting married or going to college.
We could adopt...
My little top hat is so dumb. I'm such a loser.
I gave that hat to you for your birthday you son of a bitch.
My earliest memories are of being depressed, I'll be depressed all my life. Bob, do me a favor and kill me with your horns.
BUT I LOVE YOU, YOU SEXY BEAST!