Travis Goes Through His Kid Size Bottles of Hard Liquor

Author: travisweird

Date: March 5, 2005

by travisweird
3-05-05
Hey, you know those little bottles of liquor they sell, you know, I think you know what I'm talking about.
Yeah, get to the fucking point bitch!
Well my mom's been giving them to me as gifts for years for driving her to the liquor store and I just drank all of them.
Haha, your family is fucked up! Oh shit, I'm talking to myself again! I'm so weird!
Hahaha! Hey, let's do the Marx Brothers routine where I think I'm looking in a mirror because you're doing everything I'm doing!
Boy, did you drink all fifty of those mini-bottles of Captain Morgan in the back seat?