Tony's Crematory - You love 'em We Burn 'em!

Author: travisweird

Date: March 5, 2005

by travisweird
3-05-05
Hello sir, how are you?
Fine. I'm here to pick up my wife's ashes, Barbara Stanley.
Hey Mikey! How much longer on that number seven?
It's gonna' be another fifteen minutes. Would you like the large urn or extra large?
Ehhh whatever's cheapest.