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Standing on the corner dressed as a shark for the Halloween store...
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| Ah-ah-ah-are yuh-yuh-you a ruh-ruh-ruh-real shu-shu-shu-are you a real shu-shu-shuuuuu-are you a real shu-shark? | |
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| Nuh-nuh-nuh-no, are you really that retarded or are you doing that for attention, kid? | |
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The car crash and being told to say goodbye to Grandma when she's clearly already dead...
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| You crashed into a paralegal! Man would I hate to be you right now. | |
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| So.... Grandma....hows it going? That's cool. Yeah, I've just been drivin' around a lot. Yep. Nice weather though. Right? Hey look at the time... | |
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As a child when my Dad was so drunk he threw a hatchet into the wall, or my mom wanted to leave me in a Lake Tahoe motel, or when they were both so wasted they put on each other's clothes.
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| Look Travis, I'm your father! I'm lousy in bed and I never loved me! | |
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