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| OH CRUEL WORLD. I CAN'T HANG MYSELF BECAUSE I HAVE NO NECK, AND I CAN'T SHOOT MYSELF BECAUSE I HAVE NO TRIGGER FINGER. | |
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| OH THANK THE LORD, IT'S THE HOMICIDAL KANGAROO! CAN YA' SPARE A BULLET MATE? | |
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| Sorry, I've only got one bullet and I'm saving it for my husband, The Polygamous Sonuvabitch. | |
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| You know, penguins aren't bipolar. | |
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| LOOK WHO'S TALKING DAVE! NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC IS GOING TO HAVE A FIELD DAY WHEN THEY SEE THAT! EDITOR'S NOTE- TO WONG FOO, THANKS FOR THE HERRING! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FISH STICK, CHILLY WILLY? | |
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