How Many Peeps Must Die For Your Sacred Traditions?

Author: travisweird

Date: March 20, 2005

by travisweird
3-20-05
I'm sorry kid, I... I LOST ALL THE EGGS!
Yay! Now we get to find them!
No... I bet the tooth fairy that she couldn't... well you don't want to hear that part. They're all gone. I'm sorry, kid. Easter is cancelled.
This is the worst holiday ever!!
AAAAHHHH!!!!
Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy....BRAAAAIIINS!!!!