Your Aristocat Deserves Only The Finest In Dried Cuisine.

Author: travisweird

Date: March 24, 2005

by travisweird
3-24-05
At last there's a cat food good enough for your fat, wealthy, Republican cat, Fancy Feast Gold.
Quick! Bring me my din din on a silver plate this moment, I'm going napping with Didi and Francesco this afternoon and I musn't be late!
Right away Monsieur Mittens.
Oh dear someone let one of those common cats in the house! Police! Police! Take whatever you want alley cat just don't scratch me!
Meow.
I'm so sorry the servants let that cat in the house Mittens, I've had them all sprayed with water.
Good! We're not running a house of welfare!