YOU BLEW IT ALL UP!!! DAMN YOU!!! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!!

Author: travisweird

Date: March 31, 2005

by travisweird
3-31-05
After the United States causes a nuclear holocaust in WWIII, Travis becomes one of the last survivors in a post-apocalyptic world...
Hans?! This is officially an existential nightmare.
I was thinking, now I can dress like Spiderman like I always wanted to, and no one can make fun of me!
Mom!?!
Travis, there you are! You need to take out the trash!
Yeah, well, you have to mate with Hans to save the human race!
Damn mutant cockroaches, always staring at you until you feed them.