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April 2nd, Bush declares National Cowboy Day.
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| Sorry Dusty, I didn't get you anything. | |
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| That's okay. I'll just go in the barn and be by myself for a while. ...It's not like you got me anything for Easter either ya' cheap bastard! | |
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April 3rd, a nuclear holocaust wipes out most of the human race.
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| Damn mutant cockroaches always stare at you until you feed them. | |
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April 4th, the comic strip artist kills himself.
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