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| If he can't find any weapons of mass destruction, he sure as hell can't find the G-spot. | |
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| Most guys find the gap in the teeth to be a turn-on, it helps fellatio. | |
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| Last night when Mr. Big pulled out his Washington Monument, I noticed for the first time that it leans to the left, like the Leaning Tower of Pisa. | |
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| Last night I got Collin Powell really drunk, and we did some things that would make Abu Grabe ashamed! | |
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| In a way, I'm almost disappointed Kerry didn't get elected. The Democrats say he's hung like a horse! | |
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| God, I can't believe I fucked Kucinich. | |
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