Galavision Presents: Americans Are The Craziest Peoples!

Author: travisweird

Date: April 9, 2005

by travisweird
4-09-05
Soy Presidente Bush! Tengo un penis pequeno!
Pequeno! Teedly hee! Tengo gusto de penis tan grandes como chimichanga!
Aye curamba! I just want to bash those knockers with a bat until cheap mexican candy comes out!
Bats? We don't need no stinkin' bats!
Help! If anyone is watching this crap, I'm being held here against my will!
UH OH! SENIORITA AMERICANA NECESSITA UN DIRTY SANCHEZ!!