Ernie Looks For Love

Author: travisweird

Date: April 22, 2005

by travisweird
4-22-05
Ernie tries the personals...
Your ad said you look like Jude Law. You look NOTHING like Jude Law!
You're not so great yourself four-eyes!
Ernie tries artificial love...
CLANGO CANNOT LOVE (*tear*)
All the good ones are either gay or emotionless robots!
Ernie finds love for two hundred dollars an hour...
How long is this going to take?
Well... you know what they say, 9 eyes...