The Secret Lives Of Snowmen

Author: travisweird

Date: May 2, 2005

by travisweird
5-02-05
Hey kid, I appreciate the nose and buttons, but do you think you could give me a penis and balls like every other teenager does?
Bad snowman!
...Why are you looking at me like that?
I'm sorry Dave... they don't make snow women.
Good news folks, it looks like spring is right around the corner!
I hate that guy.