Vices

Author: travisweird

Date: May 5, 2005

by travisweird
5-05-05
I WILL lose 10 pounds!
Oh come on son, I bought a whole pizza just for you! And cookies and ice cream and steaks and those little fried jalapenos bloated with cheese!
I WILL quit smoking!
Hey there big boy, for three dollars you can suck me and my nineteen skinny friends!
Not much chance I'll stop raping chickens any time soon.
Hey! I wasn't going to pressure you!