The Life Affirming Journey of Travis Garden (Day 1)

Author: travisweird

Date: May 17, 2005

by travisweird
5-17-05
Your test results came back, you only have three months left to live.
Hmmm... three months...
Hi this is T-Mobile, how can I help you?
Hello, I'd like to sign up for your four month plan.
Okay, just one moment...
Suckers!