The Life Affirming Journey of Travis Garden (Day 5)

Author: travisweird

Date: May 22, 2005

by travisweird
5-22-05
Goodbye Mom, I'm going to Europe before I die.
Wear a condom!
This is your captain speaking, we are experiencing some serious turbulence but we will be landing in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean shortly.
GOODBYE FRENCH WHORES!
GOODBYE DISNEYLAND-PARIS!
Um... did you eat your on-flight peanuts yet?
FUCK YOU, YOU ATE YOURS, THATS YOUR PROBLEM!