The Life Affirming Journey of Travis Garden (Day 17)

Author: travisweird

Date: June 11, 2005

by travisweird
6-11-05
Hello and welcome to The Last Wish Foundation, how may I help you?
Hi, whats the cut-off age?
Oh, about two weeks before they die.
No, I mean I'm dying in two and a half months but I'm 19 years old, am I still eligible?
Well, we can always make exceptions.
Oh good! I'd like to unrelentlessly fuck Angelina Jolie's brains out.