The Kate Moss Diet

Author: travisweird

Date: October 9, 2005

by travisweird
10-09-05
Kate, me and Giselle want to talk to you about your coke problem. Because we care about you!
Kate Moss then proceeded to snort everyone in the room.
Get off it bitch, coke is my favorite fucking food group! J'yoo fuckin cockaroaches!
So Kate Moss turns to her only remaining friend, Brittany Murphy.
Chanel cancelled my contract. I'm thinking of going with Folgers, they've got those great little mysterious crystals right in the coffee!
OH MY GOD!!! I HAVE THAT SAME BLUE DRESS!! BUT WINONA STOLE IT ON THE SET OF GIRL INTERRUPTED THAT PSYCHO BITCH!