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| Ah shit, I really need a cigarette, but I only gots two dollars and fourteen cents. | |
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| Smoke me! A pack of Checkers only cost two dollars and fourteen cents! | |
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| Damn, these taste like cancer! | |
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| Thats because we use 100% pure Irving tar, from The Irving Tar Pits in Irving, Texas! | |
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SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Smoking Checkers while drinking Tab may cause blindness.
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| Smoking Checkers is like playing checkers with death! | |
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| Momma always said... "Give a man a pack of checkers and he'll be back for more! Cuz yo' broke ass is addicted." | |
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