Pointless Science

Author: travisweird

Date: January 13, 2006

by travisweird
1-13-06
We have finally done it! We have gone where no man has dared to dream! We have created A FLOURESCENT GREEN PIG!!
THEY SAID WE HAD TOO MUCH TIME ON OUR HANDS!! WELL WHO'S LAUGHING NOW!?! US!! BWAHAHAHA!!!
Dr. Nguyen, I've been sent by your biggest financial contributor and I would like to see the progress you've made with our 150 million dollar grant.
WE MADE A GREEN PIG!
I used to be a big shot bioengineer. Then I wasted 300 million dollars making those square watermelons.
But thats fucking brilliant!!! Can you make my penis glow?