Crash of The Titans

Author: travisweird

Date: March 26, 2006

by travisweird
3-26-06
Oh great, I got rear ended by a fucking Kraken monster. I bet you got all your illegal buddies stashed in the back!
That is so typical of a demigod, you've got to look down on the rest of us like you're so fucking high and mighty!
Honey, it's a medusa witch. Don't look at her! Don't look!
Come on baby, not all wiccans are like that.
When is your brother Perseus coming home? Find your brother Perseus!
I've got to go Mom, I'm fucking a centaur. That's right, you heard me!