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| Welcome to The Watchtower LIVE, where Jehova's Witnesses try to come in through your tv. I'm your host, Elder Jim. | |
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| I know I promised Jesus would be our first guest today but he couldn't make it, there was a booking mistake and our guy spelled wednesday wrong. Our bad. But we do have SNOOP DOGGY DOGG! | |
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| Now everyone's favorite part of the show... CONGRATULATIONS TOD MILLS OF SACREMENTO, CALIFORNIA, YOU'RE ONE OF THE 144,000 CHRISTIANS GOING TO HEAVEN! | |
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| Oh my God, thank you lord! | |
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| You should be in my new fizzilm, Jay. Its about a young pimp whose hos turn against him. The working title is Mutiny On The Booty. | |
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