Jim Dandy Spends The Night At Texaco part 1

Author: travisweird

Date: June 29, 2006

by travisweird
6-29-06
2:13 AM
Sorry sir, we stop selling beer between 2 and 6 am.
YOU SON OF A BITCH, DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M JIM DANDY! WHERE WERE YOU IN 1905? FIGHTIN' FOR THE UNION? I DON'T THINK SO!
YA HIPPIE! YA HIPPIE FREAK! BUDHISM, MORE LIKE BOO-HOO-DISM!
Hello I'm the manager, is there a problem?
WHIP IT OUT, FAGGOT!